...seriously? Come on, I even tried to reference one from your era! Your Japan must be so boring...

[And as she talks, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out her cell phone, fiddling with it for a second before holding it up with a picture on the screen of a scantily-clad maid character. Why does she have this picture saved on her phone? Probably better not to ask.]

[...notably, the character kind of looks like her.]

If you're gonna make me dress up, it should at least be something tasteful, like the uniforms in Tangerine Panic! I mean, you hardly need to worry about variety since I'm sure there's still a good surplus built up from when Haruhi was here...

[She might be taking this too seriously.]