Game 011 [Voice] - Another Year Wiser

[neverplaysfair]

Given the nature of time here in relation to our own worlds, would you say that birthdays here even have a point? You lose any time you spend here when you go home, and possibly regain it if you return, so it the end it arguably doesn't exist in any permanent capacity. But it's still time that you've lived and experience that you've gained.

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[neverplaysfair]

That's for you to divulge, isn't it?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Guess it is. But I'm curious -- what d'you think I might've done? Rob a bank? Molest small children? Spill coffee on your throne?

[neverplaysfair]

The third one sounds like it might have potential.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

... hey, actually, forget I said that. What were we talkin' about? Birthdays?

[neverplaysfair]

No, no, do tell. You spilled coffee where now?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ oh now he's screwed. ] I was joking, Josh. Y'know, right alongside 'rob a bank' and 'molest children'.

[neverplaysfair]

Well as I recall...

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Just what d'you recall?

[neverplaysfair]

I seem to remember those hands of yours on a certain part of my body.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Oh? Maybe you dreamed it. [ pause. On second thought, he preferred the line of conversation that most likely pointed to a painful death. ] ...actually, J, I really don't need to know what you dream about.

[neverplaysfair]

Oh, but it wasn't a dream; it was quite real. Now, what was this about the coffee?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Aw, just that it does spill every now and then, but I'm such a sweet guy you forgive me anyway.

[neverplaysfair]

Depends on where it spills. After all, there are some certain places and things which are Off Limits.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Even if the guy who sits on the throne is off doin' something, and a friend of his gets bored and just needs to set down his cuppa joe for a second? ...not saying it happened, just wondering 'bout the scenario.

[neverplaysfair]

Of course. After all, that means he touched Certain Things he's not allowed to touch.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Hey, or maybe the guy who owns the place was there with him, that friend a' his was just standing next to the throne, and no one noticed when a bit of coffee spilled? That way he didn't touch anything, really.

[neverplaysfair]

It would have been noticed.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Not if he was real quick to clean it up. And if the guy in the throne was distracted.

[neverplaysfair]

Distracted with what?

iconfail.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Onna those Games a' his, I'd expect. Hypothetically.

[neverplaysfair]

Hypothetically. Right.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

But even if it wasn't hypothetically, I'm sure he'd be a good enough friend to let it slide. Yeah?

[neverplaysfair]

Of course. Assuming, however, he didn't already have a reason to be annoyed at him.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Aw, but he doesn't have a reason to be annoyed, does he?

[neverplaysfair]

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