neverplaysfair | Game 060 [Voice]

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Game 060 [Voice]

[ The first sound when the journal turns on is a rather disgruntled huff as a flash of rainbow feathers catches the camera. ]

Well, I'm back. I don't think I even want to know how long it's been. There's dust everywhere.

[ The disdainful voice sounds a good deal like Joshua, and the feathers and face both look like Joshua... but there's something off about it. The voice is higher than usual and there's a bit more volume and length to the hair.

Regardless, the speaker continues on like usual. ]

Is asking for a bowl of ramen a pointless endeavor? My captors weren't exactly generous and the store seems to be completely out of any form of instant noodles. Honestly, treating a lady like that...

[ Wait, lady? Why, in fact! Joshua does appear to be a good deal more feminine than even he usually is... ]

All that aside, there seems to be a lovely new addition to my journal. Tell me, do I need an antenna to make it work? Perhaps there's a remote lying around to change the channel? I can't imagine it's supposed to be showing static.

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And I was quite angry about it at the time, too. [ Sluuurp. ] But it's not even the worst offense someone's committed on me here. Now, if you do it again, it will be war like you've never seen.

I'll, uh... keep that in mind.

[It wasn't exactly a field day for Kari either, but really that's besides the point now.]

But there's another reason I wanted something as a peace offering. Actually, there's something I've been meaning to ask you about... and you're probably [unfortunately] the only person in the village who can help me with it.

[ Joshua finishes slurping up his mouthful of noodles and pauses before slowly turning to Kari. ]

So it's a bribe.

Hey. It's only a bribe if you wouldn't have done it anyway with or without the ramen.

And I would have brought you some anyway. I'm not that heartless. [HUFF.]

But it certainly doesn't hurt to grease the wheels a little, now does it? Hee hee.

[ He fishes out a couple vegetables before continuing. ]

So, what is it?

[And now comes the part that is legitimately uncomfortable talking about. Mostly because it involves the draft, but she'll try her best to avoid talking about that if she can.]

...you remember my little spirit "friend" from before, right? Something... happened a little while ago, and I need to talk to it. But you're the only person I know who can actually do that.

About what?

[ Don't mind him probing here... ]

[Just... gonna look away and try to look tough. Which is totally working, right?]

About something that happened on the last draft. It... kinda sorta possessed me again while I was out there. But I don't remember anything about what happened while it was in control, so...

[ Totally. ]

Wouldn't you think that if it wanted to talk to you, it could?

[ Not that he's saying no. ]

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...well. If it doesn't want to talk to me, if can just ignore you. But there's no way to know that without trying. I already know I can't get it to answer if I try anything, but it did answer you the last time, didn't it?

[Who knows, maybe it likes him or something.]

[ Well he is very likeable. ]

And what favor do I get in return?

[ So very likeable. ]

...depends on what you're asking.

[At the very least, maybe whatever it is will be more tolerable while he's still a girl.]

No, no. You bid first. Maybe you'll be lucky and I won't even make a counter-offer.

...fine. Okay, how about I finish dusting your house for you?

[That's totally a fair trade, right? Right...?]

Wearing what?

[Flatly:] My magical uniform that can't and won't be taken off, thank you very much.

Maid uniform.

[ Let the bartering begin. ]

...school uniform.

[This may be cheating, seeing as it's her most common outfit when out and about as Kari. But he doesn't have to know that.]

Ooh. A good try, but far too common for someone living in Shibuya to be of any real interest.

Still asking for a maid uniform.

...what kind of maid we talking here? Because there's no way in hell I'm doing an Izumi Sawatari cosplay for you.

[Kari your otaku is showing.]

... A clothed maid? I can't say I recognize the name.

...seriously? Come on, I even tried to reference one from your era! Your Japan must be so boring...

[And as she talks, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out her cell phone, fiddling with it for a second before holding it up with a picture on the screen of a scantily-clad maid character. Why does she have this picture saved on her phone? Probably better not to ask.]

[...notably, the character kind of looks like her.]

If you're gonna make me dress up, it should at least be something tasteful, like the uniforms in Tangerine Panic! I mean, you hardly need to worry about variety since I'm sure there's still a good surplus built up from when Haruhi was here...

[She might be taking this too seriously.]

[ Ah, now he recognizes it. He never knew the character's name.

... ]

Is this the sort of thing you're into?

[ Because when Kari actually both knows the name and has a picture ready to go, one has got to wonder. ]

Uhm. Yeah? I'm not going to whip out a reference from something I don't even like!

[Not an ounce of shame in this one.]

[ /jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ]

Is that so? You're welcome to demand I dress up as well, you know. Or maybe my body is already too developed for your tastes...

[ A giggle, and Joshua places fingertips to his collarbone, as if to (poorly) hide his breasts. ]

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