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Game 004 [Voice] - Devil's in the Assuptions

Hey, Mr. H, I've been wondering. At the ball, why did you get me drunk and grope me?

(( Yes, Joshua expects other people to respond to this, too. He's doing it for the sake of embarrassing Hanekoma, so~
EDIT: Also Hanekoma (and I guess, other people if they want to? XD) has full permission to threadjack here ))

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... Isn't Mr. H. that scruffy man?

Scruffy? Yes, that's one way to describe him, I suppose.

Don't scary people usually grope cute girls?

Usually, but I hear there are those who prefer boys instead.

That's weird... Does that mean I'm not in any danger? If he prefers boys like you, he'll leave charming girls like me alone, right?

Well, I'm not sure. You might want to be careful anyway.

... I'm always careful! I'm just asking for the sake of girls who aren't tough like me.

Well, you know what they say, innocent until proven guilty.

...

[Great job, Joshua. She's definitely going to be suspicious of Mr. H. now. And he seemed like such a nice guy, too...]

[ ~~Mission accomplished~~ ]

Scruffy?

Don't pay any attention to this guy, he's makin' stuff up.

But what if you're the one making stuff up?

[ Oh the exasperation, it rolls off him in waves. ]

But I'm not.

Prove it!

And how should I do that?

I... I don't know! If you're a good person, the forces of righteousness will stand up for you and prove your innocence.

... I dunno if that's quite how it works.

[[ Know how I said half the fandom thinks he's a pedo? 8D;; ~~yes joshua-mun I'm looking at you ...but with love ♥~~ ]]

It should be! Or are you guilty after all?

[[Ffft, Chibi-Usa just likes being suspicious of people.]]

Hey, look, I'm innocent over here! Joshua is Joshua, the guy's practically family, I wouldn't -- uh -- d'you know what 'grope' means?

Of course! Why? Don't you know?

Oh, I'm pretty well-versed in all that kinda stuff. I'm an old guy.

Just saying, I'd never do anything like that to Joshua.

[P-pretty well-versed in groping?!]

So you'd do it to someone else?

[ He meant that in a perfectly innocent way, thanks -- he knows what the word means, that's all. ~~but hey, think what you want, it's hard to tell with him~~ ]

Pfft, me? Nah. But if I did, it'd be someone my age.

[Mr. H., you are just digging your own grave, here. Groping is bad, no matter the age of your victim.]

...

[ This is his you've-got-to-be-kidding-me face. ]

...I was just -- look, there's not gonna be any groping. Of anyone. Alright?

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