Game 004 [Voice] - Devil's in the Assuptions

[neverplaysfair]

Hey, Mr. H, I've been wondering. At the ball, why did you get me drunk and grope me?


(( Yes, Joshua expects other people to respond to this, too. He's doing it for the sake of embarrassing Hanekoma, so~
EDIT: Also Hanekoma (and I guess, other people if they want to? XD) has full permission to threadjack here ))

Comments

[neverplaysfair]

Well then, I suppose that's just too bad.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though? Now I hafta spend time gettin' you to admit I never did anything.

[neverplaysfair]

But you did do things, Mr. H.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

Nah, but I'm gonna do worse things if you don't drop it.

[neverplaysfair]

It's true.

Worse things like what?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

And I still disagree.

That gun of yours? You might find coffee poured in it some time soon. Just saying.

[neverplaysfair]

Hard to disagree with the truth.

I will destroy everything you hold dear.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Good thing it's not the truth, then.

Well, seeing as I'm apparently a horrible pervert and all, you never know what extremes I might go to.

[neverplaysfair]

Oh, but it is!

I'll just have to be careful, then. Hee hee.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Right. And are you horribly scarred?

[neverplaysfair]

I just might be.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

It was really that bad an experience? Hypothetically, of course. I never actually did anything.

[neverplaysfair]

Well, I won't really find out why it was so bad until I tell mommy and daddy about it later and they explain how adults sometimes do these bad things.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Seeing as I'm practically filling the role of 'daddy' by now, I'm sure it'll be an interesting chat. Honestly, J, have you ever called your parents anything but 'mother and father'?

[neverplaysfair]

[ His voice is slightly higher pitched as he says this, ] Daddy, there was this man who put his hand on my bum after giving me a drink that made me feel all funny and wobbly...

[ Just be thankful he isn't doing this in a ten-year-old body. ]

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ Sanae is supposed to be annoyed right now. He is not supposed to laugh at Joshua's jokes and forgive him this easily. ...well there's a lost cause. ]

What an awful guy. You stay away from him, kiddo.

[neverplaysfair]

He even promised to give me his ears if I did what he said! But he never gave me them...

1/2

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Now isn't that a--

[ Pause. ]

...is that what this is about? Really?

2/2

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

You're insisting I'm a pedophile because I got too drunk to remember I owed you a pair of fuzzy ears?

[ and now he's just exasperated. ]

[neverplaysfair]

I never said you were a pedophile.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

You sure implied it.

[neverplaysfair]

People are allowed to assume what they like, aren't they?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I'd rather they didn't.

[neverplaysfair]

That's a freedom they get to keep, Mr. H. [ It'd be so much less amusing if it were taken away ]

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Let's just be careful what sorta spin we put on things, alright, Josh?