Game 043 [Voice/Written] - Nothing Wrong Here

[neverplaysfair]

[ The entry opens with audio. ]

Wha--

[ But the voice is cut off almost immediately by the sound of sudden coughing. Red splotches appear on the page, and after only a few seconds, the feed audibly cuts off as the journal is quickly shut. A few minutes later, a written entry starts up in its place with the splotches still visible. ]

What day is it?

And who decided to poke around my home while I was gone?

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Not sure how old. The fuda channels it the way it's supposed to be channeled. [More shrugging, because he really doesn't know how the origins of his magic, just that the Chief back home kept telling him how ~gifted~ he is at it.]

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[neverplaysfair]

[ Curiouser and curiouser. Still, Joshua puts it back in his pocket. Fine, Hisoka. He'll humor you. ]

I see.

[ That wasn't the sort of character he'd ever expected to see again. ]

Since you're here, can you cook?

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

It probably won't do anything. I told you I'm not a healer.

That depends on how much work you're about to drop in my lap.

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[neverplaysfair]

They didn't seem to feel it was within their infinite mercy to feed me.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

...What do you even eat?

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[neverplaysfair]

Oh, all sorts of things. My tastes range from American food, ramen, and coffee to things like mushrooms and Viper Drink.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You're getting ramen. [Provided he finds something instant in your closet.]

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[neverplaysfair]

Works for me.

[ Yes, there is instant ramen in the pantry. But Josh is just gonna kind of lay down in bed for now while Hisoka does his thing. Because as healthy as he pretends to be, he is quite worn out. ]

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[SCORE! Hisoka will then engage i the arduous task of adding hot water to freeze-dried pasta. the laying down is a bit of a surprise, but Hisoka will bring him food anyway, setting it on the nightstand like a good little wifey.]

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[neverplaysfair]

Why, thank you, Hisoka.

[ Joshua rearranges the pillows to prop himself up against the headboard, then he scoots back and takes the ramen. All it takes is a few noodles before he goes, ]

Mmm, I'm in paradise...

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

...

Paradise?

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[neverplaysfair]

[ Hey, don't judge the stock phrases man. ]

It's delicious.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[OH he thought this was leaving someplace really weird.]

It's ramen.

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[neverplaysfair]

Delicious ramen. Hee hee. [ Siiiip nom nom ]

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You're weird.

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[neverplaysfair]

Mmm. And I didn't know you cared.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

That's because I don't.

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[neverplaysfair]

And yet you came over here, gave me a healing talisman, and made me food. [ Sluuurp ]

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I want you to die.

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[neverplaysfair]

Your concern is touching, but it takes more than this to kill me.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You looked like shit over the journal. Don't flatter yourself too much.

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[neverplaysfair]

I've been much worse.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

...Fine. If you're so great, then you obviously don't need me anymore.

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[neverplaysfair]

Now who said that? Company is always appreciated. [ Especially when there's no Sanae to nurse him back to health I MEAN ]

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Then find someone who wants to give it to you. You're obviously fine on your own.