Game 004 [Voice] - Devil's in the Assuptions

[neverplaysfair]

Hey, Mr. H, I've been wondering. At the ball, why did you get me drunk and grope me?


(( Yes, Joshua expects other people to respond to this, too. He's doing it for the sake of embarrassing Hanekoma, so~
EDIT: Also Hanekoma (and I guess, other people if they want to? XD) has full permission to threadjack here ))

Comments

[neverplaysfair]

But you did.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Oh? Tell me all 'bout it, then.

[ Actually he's more than a bit fuzzy on what he may or may not have done, but still. Groping Joshua? No. ]

[neverplaysfair]

Well, first you gave me the alcohol, and then we went to dance and when we were close together I felt your hand on my butt.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ And that look he's giving you? It is the definition of deadpan. ]

... right.

[neverplaysfair]

You don't believe me?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Can't say I do. Think I might recall something like the opposite happening, but we'll discuss that later.

[neverplaysfair]

You don't even remember getting me drunk?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

I remember you going to get yourself some punch, but I don't see how that's my fault.

[neverplaysfair]

Funny. I seem to remember you giving me the punch.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ Have some exasperation. ]

Well, I might've hande-- hey, I didn't know it had alcohol. Drop the act, J, it's going nowhere.

[neverplaysfair]

Or did you know? Hee hee.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

If I knew it had alcohol I wouldn't've been drinking it too.

[neverplaysfair]

Convenient excuse. You seemed pretty eager to drink more of it after we danced.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Well, if I was drunk, then sure. And you dragged me out to dance in the first place. I tried to run.

[neverplaysfair]

How was I to know that you'd grope me if we danced together a little?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

How was I to know you'd end up doing all this if I agreed to dance with you?

[neverplaysfair]

Doing all what? I'm just curious.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Oh, y'know, maybe announcing to all of Luceti that I'm a pedophile?

[neverplaysfair]

Am I? I never thought of that.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

That's what it looks like to me.

[neverplaysfair]

Well then, I suppose that's just too bad.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though? Now I hafta spend time gettin' you to admit I never did anything.

[neverplaysfair]

But you did do things, Mr. H.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

Nah, but I'm gonna do worse things if you don't drop it.

[neverplaysfair]

It's true.

Worse things like what?