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Game 053 [Voice]

[ The picture in the feed is a rather disgruntled Joshua, sopping wet and with a towel draped haphazardly on his head. ]

Let it never be said that the Malnosso are inhospitable. Of all the places to be left out in the rain, they deposited me on my very own roof. [ Dramatic sigh. ] The least they could have done was given me a ladder to get down.

Well then, who wants to let me know what I've missed?

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[Well, this just begs the all important question of:]

Then how did you get down? Don't just leave the story hanging like that!

I'll leave that answer as an exercise for the dear listener's imagination. What do you think?

Hmmm... you don't really strike me as a jumper. I guess you could have just awkwardly climbed down and fell, but you'd probably be less likely to admit something like that. You know. Embarrassing and all. Why let the whole village know?

So. Yeah. I'm gonna go with "third unforeseeable plot twist" as my answer.

[That's totally a legit answer, okay.]

[ Plot twist like teleportation? ]

Then I suppose it will remain a mystery. It's such a minor plot anyway that it doesn't much matter.

Guess I'll have to hope for a sequel to answer all my questions! ...but I can't imagine you'd be looking forward to a repeat performance, huh.

If there's going to be a sequel, I don't plan to star in it. Maybe you should recruit other leading actors? [ He giggles, but it sounds somewhat tired. ]

Maybe we can get some of those Malnossy guys to do it? They deserve it for forcing the role on you in the first place!

Good point. But would any of them show up to a casting call?

I bet they would if we told them there's an innocent bystanders who needs to be experimented on standing on top of the roof. They seem to like that sort of thing.

Wouldn't they just use the droids for that?

...oh. Good point. Well, then...

[...]

I got nothing.

Hee hee. Maybe we should offer free candy.

Now you're just getting cliche. Are you going to hide out in a white van with no doors or windows on the sides, too?

[What is this conversation.]

... Do I look old enough to be trying something like that?

...I don't know. No one looks their age here. [~~Because Luceti is the land of animes.~~]

Unless those are actual gray hairs you're rockin' there. It's hard to tell on these things.

I'm seventeen. Hee hee. [ ~~Give or take a few centuries.~~ ] And my hair has always been this color.

...so. We're the same age. Apparently.

[But gray hair tho......]

[ Pretty gray hair! ]

You don't sound convinced. And here I thought I looked younger than I am.

[But the laws of anime dictate that everyone regardless of age will look like a teenager until they're at least over 40!]

[~~It's sad how IC that above statement actually is. Kari, you are such a nerd.~~]

I'm not saying you don't! I mean. I've just never met a young guy with gray hair. Guess it's better than going bald but...

Well, when it comes to older adults, gray hair is actually a combination of white hair mixed with whatever color they had before. My hair, on the other hand, is a solid color.

...

Well. That doesn't make it any less weird that you have gray hair. Unless that's normal in your worth. I guess.

And if it is? You've just spent so much time hurting my poor feelings!

[ ~~He comes from the world of Square Enix, ANY color can be natural...~~ ]

I think your "poor feelings" can handle it. You're a man, aren't you?

Well, not until I'm twenty.

Man, boy, man-child, lady-boy... it's all the same to me.