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Game 053 [Voice]

[ The picture in the feed is a rather disgruntled Joshua, sopping wet and with a towel draped haphazardly on his head. ]

Let it never be said that the Malnosso are inhospitable. Of all the places to be left out in the rain, they deposited me on my very own roof. [ Dramatic sigh. ] The least they could have done was given me a ladder to get down.

Well then, who wants to let me know what I've missed?

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Wouldn't they just use the droids for that?

...oh. Good point. Well, then...

[...]

I got nothing.

Hee hee. Maybe we should offer free candy.

Now you're just getting cliche. Are you going to hide out in a white van with no doors or windows on the sides, too?

[What is this conversation.]

... Do I look old enough to be trying something like that?

...I don't know. No one looks their age here. [~~Because Luceti is the land of animes.~~]

Unless those are actual gray hairs you're rockin' there. It's hard to tell on these things.

I'm seventeen. Hee hee. [ ~~Give or take a few centuries.~~ ] And my hair has always been this color.

...so. We're the same age. Apparently.

[But gray hair tho......]

[ Pretty gray hair! ]

You don't sound convinced. And here I thought I looked younger than I am.

[But the laws of anime dictate that everyone regardless of age will look like a teenager until they're at least over 40!]

[~~It's sad how IC that above statement actually is. Kari, you are such a nerd.~~]

I'm not saying you don't! I mean. I've just never met a young guy with gray hair. Guess it's better than going bald but...

Well, when it comes to older adults, gray hair is actually a combination of white hair mixed with whatever color they had before. My hair, on the other hand, is a solid color.

...

Well. That doesn't make it any less weird that you have gray hair. Unless that's normal in your worth. I guess.

And if it is? You've just spent so much time hurting my poor feelings!

[ ~~He comes from the world of Square Enix, ANY color can be natural...~~ ]

I think your "poor feelings" can handle it. You're a man, aren't you?

Well, not until I'm twenty.

Man, boy, man-child, lady-boy... it's all the same to me.

[ Did you just call him a lady-boy? ~~You weren't even around for the Tanabata pageant.~~ ]

Besides, if I'd never seen a foreigner I'd probably be taken aback by your hair. Everyone's experience is relative.

Hey, I only look this way because of magic! That's, like, totally different. My normal self looks... well. Normal.

Magic?

...

If it's magic, why not go for a better color? [ Like pink. ]

It's not like I can customize these things. The uniform came with the magic! Kind of a package deal.

Where's the fun in that? If you're a magical girl, isn't half the fun in your look?

But that's just it! Magical girls never choose their own outfits. It's practically a staple of the genre. And sometimes, life's just cliche like that.

Hee hee, it sounds to me like you got the short end of the stick.

Kind of hard to argue with that, all things considered...

[But she's not going to get into the whole traveling-world-to-find-out-how-to-remove-magic thing.]

It could be worse! I mean, at least I don't have a mini skirt or a mid-drift or a magic-induced boob-job, right?

... No mini-skirt? I thought that was required.