Game 004 [Voice] - Devil's in the Assuptions

[neverplaysfair]

Hey, Mr. H, I've been wondering. At the ball, why did you get me drunk and grope me?


(( Yes, Joshua expects other people to respond to this, too. He's doing it for the sake of embarrassing Hanekoma, so~
EDIT: Also Hanekoma (and I guess, other people if they want to? XD) has full permission to threadjack here ))

Comments

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ ...excuse me what. OKAY HANG ON he's trying to remember what happened during the ball, it's all a bit fuzzy, and -- wait, this isn't filtered?

Dammit, Joshua. ]

...very funny, Josh.

[bigbluehat.livejournal.com]

... So I'm sure you have a wonderful explanation for this.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

...how about 'he's lying'?

[yoctograms.livejournal.com]

+1 for the 000.

[neverplaysfair]

Coming from you? Hee hee, I must be doing something right.

[yoctograms.livejournal.com]

Any tree can drop an apple, radian. It's within the expectations of the equation that sometimes that apple will make a worthwhile impact.

[neverplaysfair]

So little faith in me.

[yoctograms.livejournal.com]

f(faith) is an invalid equation.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

[ In other words, GTFO SHO he has more important things to deal with ]

[yoctograms.livejournal.com]

[MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH but fine]

[neverplaysfair]

I'm just asking a question.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

How about you unask it?

[neverplaysfair]

[ Pause pause pause. ]

Me grope and drunk me get you did why.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ This long pause right here? This is Sanae wanting to facepalm. ]

Much obliged.

Now tell the nice folks I didn't do anything to ya.

[neverplaysfair]

But you did.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Oh? Tell me all 'bout it, then.

[ Actually he's more than a bit fuzzy on what he may or may not have done, but still. Groping Joshua? No. ]

[neverplaysfair]

Well, first you gave me the alcohol, and then we went to dance and when we were close together I felt your hand on my butt.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ And that look he's giving you? It is the definition of deadpan. ]

... right.

[neverplaysfair]

You don't believe me?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

Can't say I do. Think I might recall something like the opposite happening, but we'll discuss that later.

[neverplaysfair]

You don't even remember getting me drunk?

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

I remember you going to get yourself some punch, but I don't see how that's my fault.

[neverplaysfair]

Funny. I seem to remember you giving me the punch.

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ Have some exasperation. ]

Well, I might've hande-- hey, I didn't know it had alcohol. Drop the act, J, it's going nowhere.

[neverplaysfair]

Or did you know? Hee hee.